scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This is classic penis vs brain.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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