butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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