I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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