Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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