Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize