did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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