i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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