Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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