The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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