I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We need to get me chipped asap
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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