Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it's like iHOP with fire
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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