My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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