my being single is dangerous.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
These tits shall not be calmed
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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