I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Breakfast tacos?
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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