Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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