Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
