Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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