I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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