i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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