At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
where are my eyebrows?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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