he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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