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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?

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  creepy.

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• (310): View more from California

  Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

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• (315): View more from New York

  can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet

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• (516): View more from New York

  That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.

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• (430): View more from Texas

  we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.

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• (315): View more from New York

  She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV

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