Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.