I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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