it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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