smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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