This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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