just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
What a dumb baby whore.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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