Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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