let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
soo... how was my night?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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