I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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