But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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