i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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