why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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