Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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