I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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