dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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