Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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