You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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