bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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