Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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