It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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