I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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