new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
two words...techno handjob
Green mimosas i think yes
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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