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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.

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  You mean inside out.

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  No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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• (646): View more from New York

  so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"

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• (626): View more from California

  you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..

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• (315): View more from New York

  I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?

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  Keg backpack and a Bike

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.

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