What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.