There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
should my penis look like a turkey
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Randomize
