My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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