also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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