i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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