dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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