She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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