summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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