After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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