The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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