I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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