He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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