At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
They took my balls.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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